ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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snide observations about a certain breed of college boy turned into a game
look and learn you tumblr fags.
^^ finally.
i love you
THIS OH MY GOD
there is a god. and his name is kurt cobain.
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everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb